Funny Twin Quotes
A heavy dose of humor and some funny twin quotes always help maintain sanity in the thrilling ride of new parenthood with twin babies and growing twins. It can be overwhelming, but it's also filled with double the joy and love.
Congratulations on the birth of your newborn twins, a double dose of love and laughter. Don't forget to take time to cherish those special moments and celebrate the unique bond that twins share.
Let's lighten your day and celebrate twin parenting with these hilarious quotes about twins.
Twin parents: Here are more than 45 funny twin sayings to brighten up your (stressful) day:
You used to have time. Now you have twins!
Having twins is like being a member of a club where the membership fee is a lack of sleep, but where the rewards of twin smiles make it totally worth it!
Wonder why parents of twins look so happy? It’s probably because they are too exhausted to express any other emotion.
A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins!
Twins are just proof that parents can indeed be at two places at once... That's multi-tasking at its finest!
Sleep when the baby sleeps? Excellent advice, just let me go and explain that to the other one...
Twins are like a lovely gift... that makes you question the sanity of the gift-giver.
More Funny Twin Quotes
"Are they twins?" - " No, I found the extra kid in the parking lot and thought why not?"
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"Are they twins?" - " No, it was buy one, get one free..."
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"Are they twins?" - " No they are triplets. I just leave the ugly one at home."
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Yes, they are twins - and yes, I am tired.
Having twins means never having to say you're sorry - because you're always too busy changing the other one's diaper.
They say, "A child fills a place in your heart you never knew was empty." With twins, that’s twice the filling, twice the mess, and surprisingly, still only one heart!
Twins: because just one is never fun enough!
Who said superhero powers aren't real? Parents of twins seem to change diapers at the speed of light!
It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble, if you're blessed with twins.
Managing twins is an adventure called "Survivor: The Twin Edition"! Embrace the ups and downs and remember, laughter often serves as the best survival strategy.
Being a parent to twins is like being a professional juggler – the balls just multiply.
Twins, two for the price of one? No, two for the price of two. The only thing they will share is the uterus and their birthday!
Seeing double isn’t always a sign of too many late nights. Sometimes, it just means you're a parent of twins!
Twins are nature's way of showing us that we can, in fact, multiply love.
Silence is golden. Unless you have twins. Then silence is just suspicious.
Parents of twins redefine the meaning of 'double trouble' and 'twice the love'.
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. (Josh Billings)
Twins: Because raising one at a time is just way too easy!
The best thing about having twins is that you get twice the hugs and kisses. The toughest thing? You also get twice the spit-ups and full diapers.
When God sees a face he likes, he makes it twice!
With twins, parents become experts in the phrase, "This one or that one?"
Why settle for a solo performance when you can have a symphony? That's twins for you!
Ever wondered why twins' parents look so fit? Running after two little ones will do that to you!
Your personalized cup with the twins names (2 girls, girl & boy, 2 boys) and the cute saying: twin mommies are like buttons. They hold everything together.
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Even More Funny Twin Quotes
Twins: born with a best friend!
Having twins means twice the diaper changes, but also twice the first smiles, twice the first steps, and twice their first words.
Twin mothers have piles of laundry, a lot of dirty dishes, a lot of mess, but also a lot of luck!
When you have 4-year-old twins, you are able to dance like a fool, often. And I do. (Neil Patrick Harris)
With twins, bed-time stories become twice as lengthy and twice as magical.
With twins, every day feels like April Fool's Day. But the joke's on you... every time!
You know you're a mom of multiples when you see people with one baby having a hard time and think, "One baby? I laugh at your one baby!".
Twins are like a box of chocolates: if you wait too long, they melt all over your carpet!
Not double trouble, but twice blessed!
Baby twins: born together, grown together - friends forever!
Twins: Making the world a more hilarious place, two babies at a time!
Dealing with twins is like signing up for a 2-for-1 deal that lasts a lifetime.
Parenting twins: Because double the trouble means double the stories to tell!
Duplicates are boring, but twins are twice the spice of life!
Twins: two unique souls united by birth.
Superpower of twin parents: I’m (we are) not afraid of anything. I (we) have two children who look just alike.
Twin mom mantra: I’m pretty capable. I brought two little people into the world.
For your funny twin birth announcement: "We used to have time. Now we have twins!"
What To Use Funny Twin Quotes For
- Celebrating twins: If you know someone who has recently had twins, you might want funny quotes to include in a congratulatory card or message.
- Twin themed gifts: If you're giving a gift related to twins, a funny quote will add a personal touch.
- Social media posts, birth announcements and scrapbooks: Funny twin quotes are great for captions on photos of twins for platforms like Instagram. As a parent you can use these funny sayings for your photo scrapbook, for your birth announcement or later for birthday party invitations or even for the twins' wedding.
- Speeches or toasts: If you are giving a speech or a toast at an event related to twins, a funny quote or saying can entertain the audience.
- Personal entertainment: Some people simply enjoy collecting and sharing humorous quotes of all sorts for personal amusement.
Parenting tips: how to raise twins.
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